Whine with that cheese

I just wanted to let you know that there is a blog titled "I heart Olaf".

My throat hurts, my ears feel stuffed (and always ringing), and I threw up three times on Friday due to nerves, and twice today due to those darn Target One-a-Day vitamins. (They are almost gone.)

And I can't sleep because I slept all day.

So there.

If I had a fagillion dollars I would hire a maid and a fairy. (the kind in books, not the Will & Grace kind). Although, I am sure that kind of fairy would be a very good friend. There is an orange fairy at my gym that always says hi to me. (I used to go to his tanning salon.)