The Virtues of Singlehood

The Virtues of Singlehood

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "No"
and the girl lived happily ever after
and went shopping, dancing,
drank martinis,
always had a clean house,
never had to cook, stayed skinny
and farted whenever she wanted.

The End.

PS: We do have more time to play and work,
but we're also responsible for what we choose to do.